I think I left the iron on

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Story Fragment: Aethelflaed

Longitudinal studies on book deprivation

The clip show of newsletters

Bullfrog bellows

Monkish Propaganda

If you give yourself a break…

No murder before chapter five

…and then it all stops. All of it.

Family is the cradle of the world’s misinformation

Somebody Somewhere

Death just feels very, one size fits all

I can ride my bike with no handlebars

The girlies can slay

4,299 pages of bloodshed

The expectation of linear progression

All writing is editing

Welcome to Hell

Thanks, but no thanks

Sköldpaddan äter jordgubben

Free time for the first time

If I had a heart I could love you

Love is in the details

[charming instrumental music]

Sink ship

Do you prefer ‘fashion victim’ or ’ensembly challenged’?

Back rolls?!

Look, I know you much you want this, kid, but you don’t have it yet

Not everybody enjoys a fool

…when you hold hands with me, you are holding hands with everything I’ve ever eaten

Whole-ass one thing

…underneath, we’re all just little nudie turtles

FIGHT MILK! For bodyguards, by bodyguards

I can move! I can walk! I can talk!

Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads!