Weighted Tangents and more

Copies of Weighted Tangents as well as more casual, unscheduled writings

[charming instrumental music]

Sink ship

Do you prefer ‘fashion victim’ or ’ensembly challenged’?

Back rolls?!

Look, I know you much you want this, kid, but you don’t have it yet

Not everybody enjoys a fool

…when you hold hands with me, you are holding hands with everything I’ve ever eaten

Whole-ass one thing

…underneath, we’re all just little nudie turtles

FIGHT MILK! For bodyguards, by bodyguards

I can move! I can walk! I can talk!

Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads!

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