Essays and Shorts
Death just feels very, one size fits all
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
The girlies can slay
4,299 pages of bloodshed
The expectation of linear progression
All writing is editing
Welcome to Hell
Thanks, but no thanks
Sköldpaddan äter jordgubben
Free time for the first time
If I had a heart I could love you
Love is in the details
[charming instrumental music]
Do you prefer ‘fashion victim’ or ’ensembly challenged’?
Look, I know you much you want this, kid, but you don’t have it yet
Not everybody enjoys a fool
…when you hold hands with me, you are holding hands with everything I’ve ever eaten
Whole-ass one thing
…underneath, we’re all just little nudie turtles
FIGHT MILK! For bodyguards, by bodyguards
I can move! I can walk! I can talk!
Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads!